Life's a BORE
The title says it all. I'm so bored I don't wanna type out blog posts anymore.
Stupidity is a crime.
As if dying wasn't a bad enough punishment. Pay to die ^^
No, really, I think I can help myself. Thanks.
Happy birthday to you,
Your wish just came true.
Ahh yes, what's it called?
Singlish.
Don't have to take the trouble of learning it. You catch it when you're in Singapore long enough.
Ugh PUH-LEASE, I can survive in my room for 2 weeks if only my room had a toilet.
Fun at Museums
IF ANYONE SEES A BOOK CALLED "THE WITCHER" OR "Wiedźmin" BY POLISH AUTHOR ANDRZEJ SAPKOWSKI INFORM ME!!!! Oh and it should be in English. You know my Polish just sucks really bad. Can't say a word of it.
ANYHOW, went to explore Singapore's tourism spot with Sheev, Jasmine and YunZ.
Jasmine. She wanted to do something lame. This was what she thought of.
The cool things UV light does...
8Q has a cool art display. The entire house there is a chalkboard and you're allowed to go write whatever you want.
Jokes are on the house
Laughter's the best medicine for people who have 60% confirmed their fate in a JC.
ME ALSO A VICTIM!
If Alexander Graham never existed.
You wouldn't want me as a passenger in your car when you pass by this.
LEAVE THE POOR HELPESS MANNEQUIN ALONE YOU DESPO PERV!
SHREK NO! WE STILL LOVE YOU! Damn movie line ups.
NAAAWWWW REALLY?! YOU DON'T SAY!
FOR SHEEV!!! (I know... It's so wrong =P)
AYE LURVE ENGRISH!
Yeah I found another hilarious website. After paper checking.... nevermind...
Asians have become more open-minded when it comes to transversites and homosexuality.
EVERYONE JOIN SPCA NOW AND SCREAM "STOP ANIMAL ABUSE"!!!!!
A typical sign found in schools.
"If you are dead, go to the hospital"
"So what are you ordering? It's a huge dilemma"
I DARE you to press the button....
Where can I get one of these signs for Lou The Grinch?
I have to say this:
I WANNA GO EXTINCT BEFORE THE HAWKER STALLS DO!
Fun Stuff
First, I need to say this:
SHAR YOU CHEATED ON YOUR SINFUL TEST. LIKE HELL I'LL BELIEVE THAT.
Moving on....
A lil' entertainment for people checking promo papers on monday. *sniff
I love this person's website: http://www.amyoops.com
Stuff from there:
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- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
- It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
- One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
- Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
- Women blink twice as often as men.
- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
- Men reading this are still busy measuring their thumbs...
2.
The link below is for Jovien. If you know Jovien and why I didn't put it up full on my blog, make the link yourself.
CLICK HERE (Jovien)
I can already imagine her reaction.
3.
Bad Engrish. It still serves it's purpose though.
Tag Reply:
Sheev: I haven't had frolick for a very very very very long time.
Shar: Yeah it's a to go. But my friend said something like they can't enter the mansion through gardens... hmm
Jovien: Yeah I was thinking of it while studying the Cold War.
Sinful...NOT
Your Deadly Sins
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Sloth: 80%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice.
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Can't help but laugh at this. Lou keeps saying I'm lazy. It's true. Hence, I laughed.
But I have very very little chances of going to hell.
TAKE THAT SHAR!
FINALLY BACK!!!
Omg promos are over. I'm feeling really really free although I should be panicking for MT A levels and Project work but for now I really don't care.
I just have to say this very badly, I don't know if it's mentioned before, I might have studied too much Cold War history, but....
DOESN'T MIKHAIL GORBACHEV REMIND YOU OF HARRY POTTER?! (The scar...)
Gorby= Old Russian Harry Potter without glasses.
I just had to get that out of my system.
I'm not going to rant about the Bangla's Mansion that is going to be built in Serangoon Gardens.
I'm not going to rant about the Bangla's Mansion that is going to be built in Serangoon Gardens.
I'm not going to rant about the Bangla's Mansion that is going to be built in Serangoon Gardens.
I'm not going to rant about the Bangla's Mansion that is going to be built in Serangoon Gardens.
I'm not going to rant about the Bangla's Mansion that is going to be built in Serangoon Gardens.
I'm not going to rant about the Bangla's Mansion that is going to be built in Serangoon Gardens.
I'm not going to rant about the Bangla's Mansion that is going to be built in Serangoon Gardens.
I'm not going to rant about the Bangla's Mansion that is going to be built in Serangoon Gardens. It's F**king annoying. That's all I will say. When trouble happens then probably I'll let it out. I mean... I can't even... UGH! hummmm. Not talking about it. YET.
I'm currently at the point of freedom that I'm so bored and I don't feel like doing anything.
