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Devil's Advocate 1

See the title? It says 'Devil's Advocate 1' know why? Cause this will definitely not be the last time a post like this would come up. I know it. You do too. Life's like that. Sickening piece of shit.

When life throws you a lemon, go squeeze it in someone's eye.

TO HELL WITH MORALS. Really. It's just gonna make your life miserable. Morals make you suffer in silence cause you can't do what you wanna do.
If suddenly a miracle happens and I'm allowed to do whatever I want. I'd be going Hannibal Lecter on many, many people. It would be like a spree. Non-stop. Till the effect wears off. By then, not many people would be alive. Oh you all know the first on my list.

Knowing that might never happen, the best place to unleash the fury is by playing video games. That's the best place to be a full-time bitch and not suffer any consequence.
You can't be a tinkerbell while playing video games. You can't start exploding with grief when you have a gun in your hand. You can't run someone over and burst into tears. You can't swish someone's head off and then feeling nauseous. No. You're destroying EVERYTHING damn it. Acting angelic, drools.

BUT, saying that doesn't mean you go shutting down your emotions. For example:
When deciding whether to kill a person in videogames:

DO:
Person: Please! Please! I beg you!
You: -Twinge of guilt- Sorry
-kills person-

DON'T (do not do a sharmila)
Person: Please! Please! I beg you!
Shar: -chuckles then slices head off- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

No matter how angry and immoral you are, you still have to show some signs of sanity and you, my friend are in DESPERATE need of a psyCHIAtrist. >=[

If you have no idea what it is like to be under a dictator, or just simply cannot understand why riots occur, please, join my Economics Tutorial and be englightened.

posted by Cineja @ 8:41 PM