Haphazard Records

My Rare Happiness

One of my rare happy days in school was today. Probably the after effects of April Fools.
Funnier than happier actually, but I didn't get into any trouble today or whatsoever. Whee-ness.

Funny Event 1:
Poor Lou. I swear stuff like that only happens in comics. At her house area, apparently, the crows attack people. One lovely day while walking back to her house, a crow dived at her. Lou felt it swooping down and in a reflex, swung her book at the crow and ran for her very life.
After hearing that I was giggling throughout econs lecture which made her keep saying, "Stop laughing at me la, Janice". Thanks for keeping me awake.
Honestly, I don't remember any crows circling me and trying to peck me when I walked past there previously... Maybe you have something on you Lou...

Funny Event 2:
I'm not trying to make fun of Halal or anything, but I find they're so strict with it that it's rather comical.
Alyya(aka Ali Hassan, Allya etc) wanted to give me some of her whatever noodle soup. But I couldn't use my spoon to take some cause my spoon has "touched" non-halal stuff and I couldn't use hers either cause I was eating non-halal food. So we did a transfere from one spoon to another. While transferring, fearing that her spoon might touch my "unclean" spoon, I gasped, "DON'T TOUCH! DON'T TOUCH!"
Alyya: WALAO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO ANXIOUS
Me: I was just being considerate. I don't want to have you walking to get another spoon.
Alyya: Whatever just shut up.
Me: -laughs-

Funny Event 3:
I bet everyone has experienced watching a girl with long hair in front of you tie her hair. Damn distracting. During a university talk (which just dimmed my glimmer of hope into a Singapore Uni), there was this girl taking real long to tie her hair. I was watching her for awhile then realized, "why am I looking at her?"
Then I looked at Shahin who was just STARING at the girl. Then I went, "Looking at the girl?" and she snapped out of it. Then I obviously starting laughing and so did she. I also looked over to Alyya who's eyes kept shifting from the girl to the powerpoint screen and back. Hilarious.

Funny Event 4:
I love classes where everyone's clueless about the subject and we try to make random guesses about what is the correct answer to the question. Like maths. Everyone just answered the question with whatever knowledge they had of maths to try and answer and my tutor replied, "What you guys are doing is like this: Your neighbours house is 2 steps away, but instead, you take a bus to the interchange and take the MRT all the way to the end of Singapore and then take a bus all the way back home then go to your neighbours house".
Shahin: We don't care, we're just answering whatever that comes to our minds.

Happy Event 5:
Got to know a J1 who lives near me, takes the same bus to school and fro and gets on the same bus stop as me. Whoo. Bus buddy. Now.... What was her name again? =S

posted by Cineja @ 8:00 PM