I'M SICK! This is the don't know how many times this year ALREADY OKAY?! Okay...it's not that bad. I just can't talk. I haven't lost my voice, my throat just feels like it's being sawed when I talk. Now where is that Strepils... It better work... And I have a really bad headache. No, not really headache, it doesn't hurt. It just extremely heavy for some reason. I THINK I'M GOING TO MUTATE!
Well I managed to watch POTC on Monday with Joyce and I walked out of the cinema perplexed, confused and empty. AND EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED. I had to resort to reading the bloody Chinese subtitles to understand what their saying. And scenes hop faster than a kangaroo.
Enci now believes that Sharon Einstein Seng is a android(a robot made to resemble a human) who does ZEN MEDITATION.
HAHAHAHA! Right, I cannot imagine Sharon crossed-leg on a carpet, listening to meditation music and humming. Although one hardly sees Sharon Einstein flare up like her nuclear missiles, and manages to remain calm, collected and seemingly fine with the situation, doesn't mean she does meditation...RIGHT SHARON?! I better go ask her...
Alright everyone who pushed and prodded me to go for DSA to VJC, I've applied for it already though I'm still not very sure what's gonna happen. My instructor said he would recommend me since he teaches VJ as well. I wanna take Theatre studies just because it sounds extremely interesting and fun. But I still am going to become a lawyer or MBA degree holder...I Hope. I really, really hope someone would go to VJ with me IF I GET ACCEPTED. DSA is really confusing.
I know I shouldn't be eating Coffee Cake but I am hungry. It was Nikki's birthday yesterday.
Okay my body is acting weird again. I better go back to sleep.
I hope Shufen and Abigail are alright. It's cute when they fight, but don't take it seriously... They're my good friends. ^_^
Okay I really have been away from blogging for a reeeally long time. But I'm back to this familiar writing and words to keep me away from insanity due to the 2 weeks of nothing but Chinese.
So alright, everyone is going to celebrate, pop champagnes and enjoy themselves as the holidays begin while...EEEURRGH! DUMB INSECT! YOU DON'T JUST LAND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SPECTACLE LENS! I blew it off to who knows where...But I think it went into my nose...I do not suffer from ADHD.
Where was I...? Oh right, everyone's enjoy themselves while we pitiful Sec 4s have to endure another 4 days of intense revision because of the O levels. Why is Chinese so freaking early anyhows?!
WHATEVER!
So my results for mid-years are a complete wreck. I don't think I'm ready to take any major exams.
Other random stuff that has come to my notice over the past few days were:
Enci is convinced that Sharon Einstein Seng is a robot/alien.
Enci and Sharon are remarkably alike in so many ways.
Cheryl Chiam suffers from rhumertism. (Don't know if it's spelt correctly. Google didn't correct me)
Carol attracts students from Pathlight. (It's an autistic school)
I'm have symptoms of stress but strangely I feel relaxed and happy. I even want to watch POTC now.
My sister is treated to the GOLD CLASS GV for POTC. When? ON MY CHINESE O LEVELS DAY.
Mr Tang cannot speak very fluently. And I'll stop there.
Olivia Tan Sze Hui is strange. So is Bi'En and Isobel and of course Lishan.
Guitar 3/ Section 3 is now called Prime 2 and has 4 new members who are Sec 2 and 2 were from Angklung. They remembered me and asked me if I remembered them. GEEZE, YOU TOOK 1 Year to ask me that?!
I'm going to fail my oral cause I blabbered rubbish and stuttered nonsense.
I am NOT going to fail Chinese. I am NOT going to fail Chinese. I am NOT going to fail Chinese.-People keep telling me to believe in myself... I hope this works- *continues chanting*
Sharon's birthday was on May 20th. And I conveniently forgot. Gotta wish her...
My sister says O Levels are full of surprises. I think since the Mid-years began my life has been filled with surprises.
I can only imagine myself studying. And it never becomes a reality.
Last and not least. My brain starts sizzling very quickly and throbs, threatening to burst right through my skull every now and then when I see a Chinese Mock Examination paper.
I can't believe my brain is still alive after posting this.
My body isn't obeying me anymore. My brain wanders off often, my limbs refuse to move and my eye lids would not stay up. Hence, I've decided to follow my body and go to bed.
G'Nigh...
Oh yeah... Just to add, THIS KOREAN ACTOR IS DAMN CUTE! HE HAS DIMPLES!! Guys with dimples are so dreamy........ I first saw him in the Korean Drama: Buhwal aka Resurrection.
He is 10 years older than me...sigh... But same age as my sister! -Lightbulb blinks above head- I don't believe I'm saying this AT ALL. Probably it's got to do with the Chinese O Levels. Just let me be.
Yes it's haphazard day again but this time, it was deadlier... muahahahah. Only during Chemistry Practical lah... Mrs Rajah picked the wrong time to give us chem prac.
Anyway basically we had practical from 3 to 4 and every 5 minutes or less, a test tube, beaker or measuring cylinder or practically anything glass and fragile would break. And Doralynn was the worse case scenario by going to the extent of spilling nitric acid on her arm.
Probably it was due to the fact that we had Chinese the entire day and our minds just weren't tuned to do practical.
Today's mock exam for Chinese was pretty easy. Paper 1: Composition and letter writing. But everyone was talking away even though we were begged not to.
Enci and Germaine are the most incompatible people. They both can't understand each other and it's hilarious when it shows. For those who never experienced the anxiousness of the both of them when they try to communicate, your missing a hell lot of things.
OKAY GOING BACK TO READ THE DONG BING BEI YUAN. Some Chinese compilation of compositions. Whatever. I can't understand anything.
Silence is Deafening. I mean it. Yesterday I slept with the air-condition on. Hence I had to shut all windows. And since now my aircon is fixed, it doesn't make much noise. So in this complete silence, this scream-like sound pierced my ears. It was loud and horrible. Now I know why someone came up with the line, "Silence is deafening". It's nothing emo or anime-ish, it's true.
ANYWAY, today I didn't have guitar so I went to Gardens to shop at NTUC. Then when I came back, I almost died cause I didn't see the car. The driver didn't seem to have noticed me... ah well. I'm alive anyway.
Then I went to get wanton noodles to eat for lunch while waiting for Adeline to pop over. When I reached my gate, THERE WAS THIS LIZARD JUST HAPPILY HUGGING THE GATE HANDLE. Mind you, this is not the kitchen lizard which measures only 5cm. It's those garden ones that look like baby iguanas.
I was about to stretch my hand to open it, then the lizard moved, then when I saw it a retracted my hand immediately. Then I made loud noises at it and waved my hand but that stubborn lizard just refused to move. So I just stood outside and stared at it. It stared at me too. Then I TALKED TO IT. I named it Mr Liz(it sounds like both a guy and a girl's name which is intended cause I didn't know its gender). Told it what I typed in the previous 2 paragraphs. Then I got desperate and begged. THE BOTH OF US JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER FOR A GOOD 5 MINS. Then I was worried my wanton noodles will turn cold so I called my dad out to open the gate.
Anyway Adeline came while I was eating my lunch and she probably got tempted so she begged me to go down with her to eat chicken rice. So I did go down, but I just drank Iced Tea while she had her Chicken Rice.
After lunch, we started an intense gaming session. Devil May Cry 3. I COMPLETED THE GAME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! YES YES YES!!!
Anyway we played till 630 then Adeline went home cause my sister brought my family out for dinner. Cause of Mother's Day.
My brain now is fried due to the gaming session. So I'm gonna wash up and rest. Phew....
MID-YEAR EXAMS ARE OVER! OVER! OVER! Somehow I couldn't be too happy about it cause the Chinese Teachers repeatedly reminded us that Chinese O Levels were coming.
SO ANYWAY! BESIDES THAT..
Denise, Cheryl and I have been living 2 days exactly the same. Besides the fact that 1 day I brought my jacket and 1 day I didn't, and we sat a row in front on the second day.
We went to watch 200 Pounds of Beauty. I bet the audience on the second day found us annoying to the max cause we knew all the advertisements (yes, the adverts were the same on both days), and we kept telling Drusilla about the movie on the second day. Why did we go twice? Cause Drusilla wanted to watch it so badly and she paid for most of it.
Movies at the Cinema is a hilarious experience. There are a few "mistakes" or annoyance from the movie and the audience.
Lets start with the Movie.
When Hanna gets her tattoo, then she goes for a surgery, wouldn't it be cut off? Cheryl was the one who asked about the tattoo. I included the surgery.
I MISH YOU MUCH!!! (One of the songs which is titled Miss You Much) I told this to Cheryl and Denise during the movie and I got whacked. I know it's because of the Korean accent but I just couldn't help it cause on the 2nd day, the movie got a little boring.
A little too many, MARIA AVE MARIA!!!! We love the song though. Den and I like sang along with it on the 2nd day. (another song)
The part where they kept screaming Jenny sounds like JANICE! AHAHAH! They love me. I also got whacked by Cheryl and Denise when I said that.
Moving on to the audience, THIS ONE IS LIKE SUPER ENTERTAINING.
3 girls in front of us were like saying in Chinese: Hey, this show can make you cry. Got prepare tissue?
The guy behind us were talking on the phone. Then Cheryl turned and shouted, "HORRIBLE".
Another person behind us farted. Then exclaimed,"OH SORRY". Like naw really that wasn't necessary.
The guy in front of Denise and Drusilla reacted to the movie extremely dramatically. He laughed very hard even though the scene wasn't really funny. He was even clapping away.
US. WE. Cheryl, Denden and Me.
I must watch all the Korean movies with Cheryl and Denise. Cause it's super entertaining.
I can't wait till POA(Principles of accounts actually..) paper 2 is over tomorrow. MEANS I HAVE NO MORE STRESS-CAUSING PAPERS!!! YAY!
But I am worried for Chinese oral. I just can't speak chinese under pressure. It comes out as an unknown language to the world. Especially last year, I bet the teacher wanted to laugh her heart out when I was done.
UUGh...
I CAN DO THIS! ONLY 2 DAYS TO HAPPINESS!
PS/: Devil May Cry is on QUADROPS. Includes videos.
My brain and anything that helps you think is drying out or shrinking. Even Sharon is facing it man! EINSTEIN IS STRESSED! Means I gotta be more stressed. -stresses up-
Tomorrow is Einstein's(that's Sharon's nickname in case you didn't know) history paper. GOOD LUCK! Though I doubt she needs it...
On the other hand, I'm gonna be needing all the luck I can get. POA and Chemistry. -laughs hysterically- SHIT!!! AHAHAHAH!! Had a 2hr chemistry tutoring session with Einstein, I think I can pass Chem now.
Anyway, you'll know a game is good when you can get Sharon to come over frequently or volunteeringly reading up Devil May Cry guides on her own during Mid-Years!
I'm at mission 9 if you were wondering. Sharon and I played intensely from mission 7 after the Chem tuition.
Ahh whatever, I don't need you to tell me I'm screwed.
I'm telling you, everything seems to be prodding me to jump off a cliff.
I had maths/poa tuition and my brain is full of numbers now. And numbers intimidate me. Cause I'm better with words. IN EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE. "I'm going to study my hardest" "Not going to play Devil May Cry" "I aim for a JC"
BULLSHIT!!!!
During POA tuition, I had a MCQ quiz. I SCORED 2/13! I'm so going to pass my poa mid-years. Hampalang all wrong(Or in my tuition teacher's case, Chiak-palang ). My tuition teacher was like naming all the POA principles and terms, while I just stared at her blankly, like I've never heard of it before in my LIFE. Then I just acted like I knew. Then she was like, "You learn this is Sec 3". LIKE WHOOPS! I THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN!!! NO, I MEAN I HAVE FORGOTTEN!!!!!!!
I really have no time to study but I can't seem to care. I think I need a near-death experience to wake me up.
Oh yeah, Renna Bhai is super entertaining. That peacock brought compact powder into the examination hall. Also her poems are the most retarded. She'll never pull it off as a love poet or war poet, but a COMEDIAN. I never fail to laugh at her in during the exams.
My short, unpredictable and social bomb sister is coming home from Vietnam today. SHE DIDN'T GET ME ANYTHING WHEN SHE WENT TO TAIWAN!!! I hope she gets me something this time... hmph...-Brat-
5 days to the end...(I thought today was still Saturday, I had planned to play DMC until midnight)
PS/: I'm at Mission 7 of Devil May Cry 3! Nothing to be proud of when it's my Mid-years but I can't stop there!
I'm screwed. SCREWED!!! I just can't seem to stop playing Devil May Cry 3! I'm fighting Cerberus now. I'm a little apprehensive on starting cause I can't win. BUT IT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM PLAYING. -pulls out Dante's bastard sword- HHHIIIYYYAAAAHHH!!
Yay to the Esplanade for opening up a new time slot for PLAY! A video Game Symphony. Means that I can finally get those tickets. WANNA GO PEOPLE?! It must be so good that they have to open a new time slot!
Ya'll just have to know that I'm doing everything besides studying and Sharon keeps reminding me it's my O Level Year. Sharon's Chinese isn't as bad as mine. No...She gets B grade and I get a D. But she has Chinese tuition for 16hrs a week and I don't even have it for a single minute. Just see for yourself who's going to a JC and who's going to ITE. That walking brain...
OH YEAH! You all know this movie called 'The Fly'? It's some horror film that I watched accidentally. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT CAUSE I WAS 11, IT WAS 12MIDNIGHT AND I WAS ALONE. SO HENCE, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE SOME FREAK SHOW. Anyway the film is about this guy, scientist to be exact, was inventing a teleporter, then while he was testing it out, a fly flew into the teleporter. Then later on the guy experienced some changes and he becomes a 6-feet tall HOUSE FLY.
WTF!!!! I seriously didn't know that the story was like that, then later I see this humongous fly walking about. Honestly, when I saw the human-sized fly, it didn't occur to me that I was suppose to be cowering under a blanket and crying. Instead I was found it rather AMUSING and INTERESTING. Ignorance is a bliss.
My mom's surprised I wear skirts. HOW IRONIC! When I wore pants and jeans she begged me to wear skirts.
The fashion sense of our beloved teachers are WHACKED. It's official. Sagacious as many of them can be, I think they just cannot get it right with clothing.
I have said that my mathematical formula previously is flawless and I can reaffirm that after doing today's paper. -smiles- Well I have nothing to say about social studies besides the time limit they give you to finish the paper could literally dislocate your wrist.
I bought the game Devil May Cry 3. I know it's a little late especially to you who know everything about games down to the serial number at the back of the box. Well I PLANNED to play it after mid-years but due to some issues, I've completed Mission 1 of the game. I think the Devil Will Cry when he sees my Mid-Year results.
Monday is Elective Geography and English. I don't think I'm going to study very hard... Oh well, all the best to me and my idiocy.
My mom bought chicken essence and stored them up in the fridge so that when my O levels come I can drink it. Honestly, I never believe it works.
EEUURRGHH! This bug was crawling all over my computer screen and I meant to flick it off but due to the size of my fingers in comparison to the bug, I SQUISHED IT! AAAAA!!!
Well I have this immensely strong feeling that Sharmila would not be able to get the PLAY! A video game symphony tickets.
Please shoot me. I just can't seem to understand that it is Mid-Years. I am so not studying.
Well, today's composition was alright. For ENGLISH only though. BLEH TO CHINESE. I felt so drained while trying to write my chinese essay. I didn't want to write it AT ALL. I was even considering whether I should write. Ahh shit. I think my English compositions are a little 'grown-up'. I mean my composition today, my story protagonist was a female doctor who was about to get married in a months time. I picked Question 5, IMAGINATION. My first paragraph was,"Imagination kills. Or at least for me." HAHAHAHAHA. Maybe I should write about white fluffy bunnies hopping around a garden full of flowers and butterflies the next time.
As I've said, I didn't want to write my Chinese essay AT ALL. I was playing with my fingers, the chinese dictionary, staring at the trapped crow and counting the lights and aircon in the hall. Yes, that trapped bird, oh man, deserves to be shot. It was unbelievably distracting.
Pure Literature tomorrow. I have 18 stories to read up about, BUT I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO START. -Points a bazooka at self- I am sooo thankful this is not O levels. While we're suffering and freezing our fingers off, the other secondary levels are GOING OFF ON EXCURSIONS. WHOOPEE!! GO TO HELL, Go To Hell, go to hell.
Drusilla was so lame in the taxi today. This is the first time the both of us took a VolksWagon Taxi okay?! So Drusilla was getting so high and excited about it. She started questioning the uncle, "Do you like your taxi? I crush it". Or the lame question, "Is there a jaguar taxi?!".
Denden and Drus, I don't know why I burst out laughing uncontrollably. It was just a damn sad sight. You have to see to understand. UGH! It's not funny Janice, quit laughing...I teared so badly after laughing. I don't know why... but my tears flow so liberally that it could fill a pot for you to cook instant noodles while I'm laughing. Tears of joy? A little too drastic...
SHARMILA RAI RAJENDRAN FINALLY GOT ME MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!! WHEE! IT'S A FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST WATCH! I'M A NATIONALLY CERTIFIED ALCHEMIST! Don't be jealous you FMA fanatics.
I was playing on Ms Poon's social studies website. The crossword puzzle. Lmao oh god you gotta help me. I was PLAYING THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE. It was fun. And I kept clicking the "Help me solve" button. Just proves I don't remember much of my work. AHAHAHA. SHIT. I need to start reading a sense of belonging! I bet that book doesn't feel belonged with me. IT FEELS ABANDONED! MUAHAHAHAH! I'M AT THE BRINK OF INSANITY! - I wrote that sentence in my english composition.
9 days to the end and counting. TO HELL WITH EXAMS!!!
Don't ask about the post title. Even I find it retarded.
KINDER SURPRISE BECOMES HINDER SURPRISE. Kinder surprise isn't sending out anymore stocks to the supermarkets.
Anyway, I'm getting quite annoyed with THREATS here and there. Like Ms Kok and the testimonial. And then now, my grandmother and her WILL. Saying I wouldn't get a share because I'm rude.....
COME ON! WHAT ARE PEOPLE REALLY THINKING?! THAT THEY CAN DRIVE ME TO A CORNER, MAKE ME GO ON MY KNEES AND GROVEL?! Let's face it, everyone has got this "bug" or two buzzing irritably around them.
I tell you, "threateners", GIVE IT A REST. I CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT A PIECE OF PAPER OR EXTRA CASH IN MY BANK! Life was, is and will never be a bed of roses or a stroll in the park, so why bother fighting that inevitable fate?!
Listen up, it's not the end of me if you refuse to shower my life with a little ease.
When I feel it's an unreasonable threat, you can be so sure I'll flick it off with my pinkie and move on with my life. To all of you, have some backbone and don't give into threats. Oh I want that piece of complimentary paper Miss Kok, I'll vote you for the President's Award" -Begging on all fours- THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
Thanks for that redundant, offhand remark you wrinkled banana, "Oh Janice your share will go to Nikki cause your rude". PUH-LEEZE. You won't find Nikki or any other of your grandchildren rude because you know why?! You only see them for a few hours or so during a period of half a year. WHILE I SEE AND HEAR YOU FOR HALF OF MY LIFE.
Whatever you old hag, since you say I'm rude, then I'm totally fine with that. Leaves me with no moral obligations to condemn you as I wish.
Everyone says Old Grannies talk redundant things to you because they are lonely. Oh ho ho, not in my household. That Puckered old persimmon threatens to throw us out of the house every now and then cause it BELONGS to her. Pfft.
I'm in a great mood to rant now because of that stupid comment that expired raisin had to shoot out from that hole below the nose. But I have to restrain cause IF I DO rant about what I wish to rant, I'll get myself into a little trouble. So hush hush Janice. Drink something cold then go to bed.
There's an ulcer at every corner of my mouth, including my tongue. And that's annoying me very much further, but because I've moved out of annoyed and straight to PISSED OFF, I'm going to eat chips and aggravate the ulcer.
