Haphazard Records

The Threat and The Threatened...

KINDER SURPRISE BECOMES HINDER SURPRISE. Kinder surprise isn't sending out anymore stocks to the supermarkets.

Anyway, I'm getting quite annoyed with THREATS here and there. Like Ms Kok and the testimonial. And then now, my grandmother and her WILL. Saying I wouldn't get a share because I'm rude.....

Please let me laugh.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

COME ON! WHAT ARE PEOPLE REALLY THINKING?! THAT THEY CAN DRIVE ME TO A CORNER, MAKE ME GO ON MY KNEES AND GROVEL?!
Let's face it, everyone has got this "bug" or two buzzing irritably around them.

I tell you, "threateners", GIVE IT A REST. I CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT A PIECE OF PAPER OR EXTRA CASH IN MY BANK! Life was, is and will never be a bed of roses or a stroll in the park, so why bother fighting that inevitable fate?!

Listen up, it's not the end of me if you refuse to shower my life with a little ease.

When I feel it's an unreasonable threat, you can be so sure I'll flick it off with my pinkie and move on with my life. To all of you, have some backbone and don't give into threats. Oh I want that piece of complimentary paper Miss Kok, I'll vote you for the President's Award" -Begging on all fours-
THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

Thanks for that redundant, offhand remark you wrinkled banana, "Oh Janice your share will go to Nikki cause your rude". PUH-LEEZE. You won't find Nikki or any other of your grandchildren rude because you know why?! You only see them for a few hours or so during a period of half a year.
WHILE I SEE AND HEAR YOU FOR HALF OF MY LIFE.

Whatever you old hag, since you say I'm rude, then I'm totally fine with that. Leaves me with no moral obligations to condemn you as I wish.

Everyone says Old Grannies talk redundant things to you because they are lonely. Oh ho ho, not in my household. That Puckered old persimmon threatens to throw us out of the house every now and then cause it BELONGS to her. Pfft.

I'm in a great mood to rant now because of that stupid comment that expired raisin had to shoot out from that hole below the nose.
But I have to restrain cause IF I DO rant about what I wish to rant, I'll get myself into a little trouble. So hush hush Janice. Drink something cold then go to bed.

There's an ulcer at every corner of my mouth, including my tongue. And that's annoying me very much further, but because I've moved out of annoyed and straight to PISSED OFF, I'm going to eat chips and aggravate the ulcer.

posted by Cineja @ 6:26 AM