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Lit Homestay 2....

We were completely tactless during the 3 days together. We taught each other swears in different languages. I'm gonna try and remember what we said to each other that was totally tactless and mean to each other or just really really stupid. ESPECIALLY SARAH AND ME.
Please remember that Sarah has an EXTREMELY THICK English accent.

-At Vivo-
Sarah: What's la? Is it "lol" in your country?
Me: What? No! It's like a fullstop in our sentences.

These conversations took place in a very CROWDED area. So ahem....
-Sentosa-
Sarah: -hushed tone- Why are there so many wankers?!
Ade,Joyce,Me: Huh???
Ade: -shouting- WHAT ARE WANKERS?!
Me: WILL YOU STOP SWEARING SO LOUDLY?!


-Still at Sentosa- Sarah was right beside me, she doesn't use a bolster to sleep. She thought it was just there for decoration.
Me: ADE! I know someone who doesn't use a bolster!
Ade: Oh my god... Who? Freak!
Sarah: What?
Me: Oops.

Orchard MRT-
(sorry I'm not gonna spell it out)
Ade: Okay so your really bad word is c***. Ours is cb.
Me: We'll teach you one syllable at a time. Just don't put the 2 together. First is "Ji"
Sarah: Ji...
Me: Okay next is bai.
Sarah: Bai?? Ji....ji....jibai? -Heavily accented-
Me/Ade: SHHHH!!!

Serangoon Bus stop at 10pm...
BGR topic. Teehee.
Ade: Is it weird there to still be a virgin when you are 18?
Joyce/Ade/Nethra/Me: -Silent and staring at them, waiting for the answer-
Emily/Sarah: Errrrrrr.....uhhhh......yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah.....
Ade: Wow that was awkward.
Me: Wait.... Aren't you all 18 next year? That means...*gasps!
Emily/Sarah: -Gives weird stare-
-I'm not gonna tell you the rest of the conversation.- Our culture is really different. O.o


Ade stayed over with Sarah and me on sat the 26th. On Sunday morning we were being complete idiots because NONE of us wanted to wake up. We slept from 4am to 9am, explains why. Everything that was said here was in the half-asleep tone. So it was low and drunk-like with slurrs in every word.
-Alarm rings-
Me: Wake up people.
Ade: Speak for yourself.
Sarah: -Moans-
Me: Ade go wash up, I'll guard the bed.
Ade: What rubbish. There's no such thing you idiot.
Me: SARAH!!!!!!
Sarah: Whaaatt....
Me: -whacks Sarah's bed- GET UP! Go wash up first. We'll guard the bed.
Ade: Yeah... we'll protect it.
Sarah: Not a chance. You go first adeline, you're closest to the door.
Ade: Whaat? No you...
Me: Someone go wash up laaaaaa....
Sarah: I went first yesterday.
-Half asleep argument goes on for 10mins. Even Sharon had to come over to wake us up with High School Musical, Phatom of the Opera and Backstreet boys songs. Then Sarah finally gets up and washes up. Then ade.-
Ade: WAKE UP YOU LARDBALL.
Me: Mmmm....
Ade: -takes bolster and starts whacking me- Viva Pinata!!!
Sarah: -takes a bolster and throws it at me-
Me: Why... thank you people....


From here on we were very very mean to each other. HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH.
The entire sunday she tried to make me say "I love the English".
-At night I told her the British weren't all that great. She didn't want to accept it so I brought her to fort canning battle box where the British discussed surrender to the Japanese-
All: -walks past a sign that reads: Surrender-
Me: -Points to 'surrender' sign and poses-
Sarah: Okay this means war. Don't mess with us Janice, we're bigger than you.
Nethra/Me: Ooooo.


Sarah: So Janice, who do you prefer? The Japanese or the Britsh?
Bryan: Now, I like the Japanese. Who gave us Toyota or Honda?
Me: -applauds-
Sarah: -looking desperately around our Serangoon Gardens estate which during colonial rule was a British settlement- WHO GAVE YOU THESE HOUSES?!
Me: What the hell?!
Sarah: Yes!
Me: I'm not gonna say it. You can't make me.
Bryan: -whispers something to Sarah-
Sarah: OH JANICE! WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SUBJECT?!
Me: -stunned- NO! I'M NOT SAYING IT. ARRRRGH!!!


Sunday at Emily's and Sarah's hotel room:
-Their entire lagguge was on the 15th floor? Can't remember. Their room was on the 7th-
Me: Okay go get your lagguge then we can go. -Lies down on Sarah's bed- I'll just wait here for you.
Nethra: Yeah.
Sarah: -Gives me a look then takes the hotel key which switches off the aircon- I'm taking this.
Me: NO!!! NONONONO! GIVE IT BACK SARAH!
Nethra: -chases after Sarah- Give it back!
Sarah: No I don't trust you all
Nethra: We want the aircon!
Sarah: You all can suffocate.
Me: BITCH!

-Sarah was asking me to try and find prata for her around raffles city-
Sarah: -Like how one would talk to a dog- Come on girl! Come on! -claps hands- Good girl!
Me: Shut up Sarah.


Wow we were really mean to each other.

posted by Cineja @ 9:35 PM