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Studying with Einnie

Lesson learnt on 19th January 2009:
SHARMILA SUCKS AT KEEPING SECRETS.

Headed over to Einn's house in the late evening to study econs market failure test for tomorrow. -gasp- I feel 60% prepared. -puffs out chest-
Sharon and I talked about a range of things while studying, probably so that neither of us will go derange from our work.
Things to take note:

1. We are part of the anti-JC club
2. We dislike the Twilight hype. It is OVER-RATED.

We also found out how to become an International Bestseller for books. Follow our much analysized steps and walk down the path to fame-hood.
Step 1:
Write a novel about vampires. Preferably a HOT MALE VAMPIRE who is a romanticist.
Step 2:
The vampire's love interest should be a HOT FEMALE HUMAN that he has/wants to protect.
Step 3:
Make sure you add loads of "emo-ness" and brooding for the HOT MALE VAMPIRE as a flavouring. Emo and vampires go as well as strawberries and chocolate. Yum.

AND THAT'S IT. That's how easy it is! Just 3 easy steps. It doesn't have need to be an excellent storyline with many plot twisters and scenes to probe a person's morals and consciousness. You just need those elements listed up there and that's it! Write your book, sit back, wait for Hollywood to beg for rights to make a movie and watch the money roll in.
In case anyone's stupid enough to believe that, Sharon and I are just poking fun at how 1,000,000 authors are proliferating the book market with 10,000,000 vampire books wutg these few elements and everyone's going "gaga" about it.
And guess what? I'm not gonna charge you for this info!!!!

Okay shit. I need to study for my test. WTF am I doing on the computer?

BTW, MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 8 DAYS TIME AS OF 20TH JANUARY 2009! -COUGH-

posted by Cineja @ 11:47 PM