Haphazard Records

Haphazard Day

Yes, today Carol and Drusilla were unnaturally clumsy today. Along with Denise, but for Denise, it's an exception. Only because it's natural. Only Cheryl and I got through the day unscathed. Yes indeed, Cheryl, I know it's surprising. I can hear Cheryl exclaiming,"So Mean!"

Going by chronological order:

Denise whacked Adeline with the maths worksheet then as retribution, the paper slipped off her fingers whilst she whacked.
Denise spilled her drink in the canteen.
Drusilla bumped into 2 canteen chairs.
Carol dropped her wallet into Denise's spilled drink puddle.
Denise banged into our Chinese class table.
Denise kept making mistakes in her Chinese Composition.
Denise lost her balance during Chinese class.
Denise tripped over her table legging.
Denise tripped over me.
-End of school-

Mmhmm...The mathematical formula for Denise is: Clumsy + Careless + Forgetful = Denise.

Yes it was so dangerous being around her. You almost feel as if she could accidentally kill you at some point. She is so accident prone, I would not be surprised if she flung herself over the fence on the 4th floor and killed herself. I mean it almost happened once...

Not only is she clumsy, she is stupid! She was telling me something...couldn't remember what, but then the conversation started:

Me: Yeah...sure, coming from Miss I-have-no-logic.
Den: I have! Look at my nametag!
Me: Just like I said, it doesn't have the word LOGIC. Thanks for further proving my point.
Den: OH YA! NONONO I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! I MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE THE WORD ILLOGICAL!
Me: It's too late to make amendments... Too late.

Sharmila, I don't know why you would actually produce a daughter like this, but I can only sympathize with you. I will not and cannot help you get this girl back to normal.

posted by Cineja @ 8:09 AM