Yes, today Carol and Drusilla were unnaturally clumsy today. Along with Denise, but for Denise, it's an exception. Only because it's natural. Only Cheryl and I got through the day unscathed. Yes indeed, Cheryl, I know it's surprising. I can hear Cheryl exclaiming,"So Mean!"
Going by chronological order:
Denise whacked Adeline with the maths worksheet then as retribution, the paper slipped off her fingers whilst she whacked. Denise spilled her drink in the canteen. Drusilla bumped into 2 canteen chairs. Carol dropped her wallet into Denise's spilled drink puddle. Denise banged into our Chinese class table. Denise kept making mistakes in her Chinese Composition. Denise lost her balance during Chinese class. Denise tripped over her table legging. Denise tripped over me. -End of school-
Mmhmm...The mathematical formula for Denise is: Clumsy + Careless + Forgetful = Denise.
Yes it was so dangerous being around her. You almost feel as if she could accidentally kill you at some point. She is so accident prone, I would not be surprised if she flung herself over the fence on the 4th floor and killed herself. I mean it almost happened once...
Not only is she clumsy, she is stupid! She was telling me something...couldn't remember what, but then the conversation started:
Me: Yeah...sure, coming from Miss I-have-no-logic. Den: I have! Look at my nametag! Me: Just like I said, it doesn't have the word LOGIC. Thanks for further proving my point. Den: OH YA! NONONO I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! I MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE THE WORD ILLOGICAL! Me: It's too late to make amendments... Too late. Sharmila, I don't know why you would actually produce a daughter like this, but I can only sympathize with you. I will not and cannot help you get this girl back to normal.
My sister came over today! I'm always so happy to see her. When I hear that she's coming, the week becomes more bearable.
Anyway we had a rather serious conversation today. I apologise I cannot blog all about it so openly cause the contents are rather private and secretive. And I don't wish for totally random strangers to pop by my blog and know about it. I'll probably tell my clique...If they wanna know ^_^
But ONE thing I can tell you is, my sister and I plan on going to either Cambridge or Harvard and study. For me is to continue my studies after JC and for my sister is to further her studies after working in the corporate world for so long. She said she'll wait for me to finish my 2 year JC course. I'm so touched and excited.
She actually did some research on the 2 Universities. We are either going to take up a degree in MBA or Law. We know Cambridge is more prestigious in a way that when you say you study in Cambridge people will be in awe of you. Not so much for Harvard. But Harvard excels in the 2 courses we wish to take. Harvard Law School and Business... A cheaper option than Cambridge...
So I've got to study my hardest for O'Levels and get into the top JCs and then go with my sister onto to overseas. Well now at least I have my future planned out a little here and there...
Wow my sister will have a degree in Business from SIM and Law from Harvard...think of the limitless job opportunities. The entire market would beg to have her hired.... Well she wouldn't be my sister if she didn't excel in what she does. I'm worried I won't be good enough to go with my sis to Harvard or Cambridge... I MUST WORK HARD! I MUST WORK HARD! Cause I need a good job for the other issue we were discussing about....
My sister told me to buy ear plugs to plug up my ears while Kok is "preaching". My sis and her boyfriend told me that Ms Kok is threatening us too much with the testimonials. My sis said she hardly used hers.
Damn it... I can't take it anymore. I haven't prepared the 2 bloody songs. Shit... I need to get do the exams and get a teacher's certificate soon. So I can start teaching guitar. Especially when we do go overseas and study...
Everything is....From O levels, to SYF, to the freaking weather.
My brain is really sapped so I can rant about stuff these few days.
I need to practice my 2 songs to present to that guitar teacher. 'Romance D'Amor' and 'Adelita'. But I'm so not confident for Adelita. I can't do the 2nd part of the song properly!! Slowly and jerky...
Well my sight reading sucks as well. I can only do accompaniment and scales properly.
Speaking of which, there are too many egoistic idiots in our school. It's obvious your notes or chords are not correct. Please don't show it off. It's jarring to the ears. There should be a rule saying only people who can play the piano are allowed to play. Let's not go to the subject on Hilary Tan's playing.
SYF outfit is horrendous. I can't get over it. Not now, probably not ever.
I really detest the cliche of coincidence. But sometimes I do wonder if that really happens in real life...That's just so sad.
Denise and Adeline are senile. Their brains seem as if it's decaying, bit by bit. Especially during maths lesson.
Adeline's case: (we were doing translation of shapes) Ade: Janice! What's your T1? Me: 6 over -10. Ade: How did you get -10?! -5-5 is 0!! Me: Huh? Really? Ade: YA! How is -5-5=-10?! Mrs Wong: -5-5 is -10.
Denise's case: (Talking about fatal frame) Me: You idiot, you were so freaked out while playing the game lah! Ade: No! I got the ball rolling, then you joined in! Den: But there's no ball! Me: Oh my God... Ade: Some Pure Lit student you are...
It's real sad. We must all spend a minute or 2 and pray for these unfortunate souls.
The 3 tests we had today was relatively easy.
Neopets is fun. (I'm going senile with them)
I'm damn pissed off. Everytime I wash my panties they go missing. It keeps getting lesser and lesser.
PRESENTING GUITAR CLUB'S SYF 2007 OUTFIT....-drumroll- It stinks so bad I tell you. I was holding my breath whilst taking the photos. But unfortunately, current technology only allows you to share sights and sound. Not scents.
MOVING ON....
Here is the outfit....
For the top we have very nicely sewn it together using this diabolical colour. Extra accessories which we assure would make it look a hell lot uglier is included. As well as sparkly objects which are guaranteed to fall out the first time you wear it. Sleeves are translucent with extremely redundant flower designs, sure to make you itch to your death. Also, a lace is added at the sides of the blouse which will be tied to the back and it will make you look pregnant for sure.
For the bottom, this design is and has been very popular with men of the late 60s ages or up. That's all to be said.
As a bonus, we've scented the outfit with a smell that will water your eyes and kill your brain cells. Thank you for buying the outfit. ............................
Seriously, someone should shoot the tailor to even THINK of making such an malicious outfit. HER TAILORING LICENSE SHOULD BE REVOLTED. (if there is such a thing as a tailoring license). And that Miss Ting...I really don't know which fashion era is she still dwelling in but someone needs to snap her out of it.
Isn't it funny? How block headed you were when you were young? The games you play, the things you do, the jokes you say, all seem so stupid. You would palm your forehead and shake your head whilst recalling the past.
I thought of this topic when I was remembering the time Denise found a letter I wrote to her 6 years ago. I could not understand what in the world was I thinking about.
Kids are just so innocent. Some things in their everyday speech would make us teenagers cringe. Like for example, "Let's play with the ball!" -No dirty thoughts now you sicko minded freaks-
Remember when the time at a certain age, where suddenly your jokes would only include sacarsm or for some, *cough*Sharmila*cough, sex? Kids jokes, to me are really freaking annoying. So now I'm wondering how was it like to the adults when I was young...
When we were young, none of us would care about sex or anything close to that. But all of a sudden it hits us that it's a part of our life. Hell, many of us would squeal when people talk about us getting a boy/girlfriend when we were young. But now? Yes we still do squeal, but reasons are the total opposite.
OR how about the time when we would cling on to our parents as our shield from whatsoever. But now we want the total opposite, for them not to be around us, cause it's embarrassing, probably?
ALSO! Remember the time when you thought something for $50 was something you can never buy for yourself in your life. But now, only if something cost $5,000,000 then you experience that similar effect. See the difference?
And remember when you would just say what you want when you want it? Like if you don't like something, you would just say it out so loud for everyone to hear? But now, you know you should not cause it's plain rude.
It's so weird how maturing can affect your whole psychological life. Being so open to other things now and then can change you so much.
I'm not saying that maturing isn't good. I mean, now you understand more and have a much better social etiquette than a child. But nothing is perfect in this world. Hence, there are some negative effects of maturing.
Even though what I have listed out might show that maturing is not good, I enjoy maturing. It's part and parcel of life which makes it less boring and more colourful.
PS: Some of you might be thinking of Drusilla while reading this. BUT DO NOT MAKE REFERENCE TO HER. She's not normal. =) hehe.
When it starts, you stop. Your life literally stops. No fun, entertainment, social life, leisure. Okay, maybe not exactly STOP, but you feel super guilty if you don't abandon all these things cause you only feel very very obliged to STUDY and that's all! MUG, MUG, MUG. That's all you have to do so that you won't feel bad about anything. Seriously, if you don't feel stressed, you'll think that your not putting enough effort to study even though you've learned faster than what your teacher's teaching. Like now, whilst I'm typing this post, I have my mother at my side nagging about me using the computer while this is my O level year.
I can actually see no pros in exams besides the fact that you can see how much you've learned in the year. Please do tell me if you can think of any pros to a person's life. But cons oh my, I can list it down for you to see.
1. Your life stops (as said above) 2. Drains up a lot of your time... no... MUCH of your time. About a year... 3. Get stressed out. Can lead to cancer or suicide. 4. After going through the top 3 points, after the exams for the rest of your life, you won't even use 1/2 information you have so intently memorized for that 5-10 pieces of paper. 5. The exam format seems err...Useless... Especially when one will not work for that subject. Let me explain, for English, you only need to excel in Comprehension if you want to become a editor, or some book reading job. For composition, only if you want to become a journalist or editor. Except for oral, the rest seems redundant for other types of jobs. WHAT ABOUT MATHS? WHO THE HECK WILL USE CUMULATIVE FREQUENCY, TRANSFORMATION, INDICES?! REALLY?! And chemistry, who will use what they learnt in the topic of redox or mole concept? For chinese, what's with the passage that requires you to fill in the blanks? I doubt any job requires that! I'm only listing down the subjects which are the most important subjects needed.
Is the education system really preparing us for our future jobs?? Thank the heavens for Polytechnics. At least the government actually uses a portion of their brains. And how fortunate for schools who go through Integrated Program.
Maybe students would not be so stressed out if they didn't have EVERYTHING or EVERYONE howling at them to study. Parents, teachers, Government, school admission requirements. It's all just so aggravating. Then suicides happen and people go, "why do students kill themselves? LIFE IS GREAT" Ahem. Look on the bright side, people not in Kok's class, she makes you feel like your life is at it's end. Like you don't want to carry on anymore. Threatening us every now and then saying that we won't be hired and won't be able to live life well. What Bullshit. I told my sister that and she told me to plug my ears when Kok is "preaching".
All of us can relate to this topic which I obviously am so flustered about.
TGIF, I don't think I'll survive for another day of school.
I've been, pissed off, depressed, disheartened, frustrated, and most recently INJURED. All in a week. The Syf outfit, Kok, the damned internet and PE.
I'll take a picture of the outfit, if I can ever get over on how ugly it is.
Cheryl was being so idiotic today. She pulled her socks to about just 5cm below her knee, to be the "model" PL lite cause the prefects bugged her like crazy.
I just got my internet working on my new computer. And I'm really exhausted so I'm not going to rant today.
Anyways, you all should play theme hospital! not exactly a very clear video. But eh, you'll be able to watch it. It's a super funny game.
Edit: Omg I never watched this one before. DAMN FUNNY! Veggie Tales
Silly Songs with Elves I love the part where the girl screams nonsensical rubbish. "GO KISS A SPORK!" "Don't you point that thing at me!" Omg hahahah!
Before I do though, I'd like to officially state that THE GUITAR OUTFIT FOR SYF SUCKS LIKE SUCK CAN SUCK!
Okay enjoy the videos of Veggie Tales!!
Makes you want to eat more chinese food
His Cheeseburger - Like that also can make into a romance song. What the heck.
Yodeling veterinarian of the Alps - Plain idiotic. Glad such vets don't exist in reality.
Song of the Cebu - I used to love this song. Cause it's so lame-moo-moo-moo, lame-moo-moo-moo CEBU!
Schoolhouse Polka - A great way to learn english.
I put lyrics of this one cause it's really hard to catch:
Whether, whether, whether, whether Whether you like it or not Weather, weather, weather, weather Weather is cold, warm and hot.
Two, two, two, two Two of my favorite toys I'm bringing to, to, to, to A place the first one enjoys… and I like it, too!
Homophones! Homophones! Where the crews come cruising down the plane! Homophones! Homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!
I know a pear, pear, pear, pear With a pair of really soft shoes. He wears them to pare, pare, pare, pare Bushes that easily bruise.
I planted rows, rows, rows, rows of a horribly bad smelling rose Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows If the scent will be leaving my nose! But most likely no.
Oh! Homophones! Homophones! Where the toads are towed out on the plane! Homophones! Homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!
Whether, whether, whether, whether, Whether you like it or not Weather, weather, weather, weather Weather is cold, warm and hot.
Water buffalo Song - This song just leaves me speechless.
Just to prove to Denden I will and AM still blogging, I'll be providing some entertainment in this post. Especially todays most aggravating cell group ever.
I had a little conversation with enci on the bus today. I'll share it.
Me: Cell group's getting a little tedious no? Enci: A little is an understatement. Me: OF COURSE. And Jolin's was annoying. I expected it coming though... Enci: Not just that, she doesn't seem to understand a thing I'm saying. Me: She laughs for no reason quite often. Enci: That too is an understatement. Me: Hah...
To all who experienced it, lets forget it and enjoy the videos up ahead:
Boyzone + Mr Bean Writer's comments: The rest of the boyzone members seems redundant...
THE INFAMOUS VEGGIE TALES!!! Writer's comments: This is just lame like no one's business. Abigail Wong likes this one. Note the fake snow behind the sets. Freaking retarded. Gosh...
BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS
Writer's comments: I confess, I LOVE THE TUNE OF THIS SONG!! AHH! -veggie tales fangirl waves fan banner-
THE BELLYBUTTON SONG
Writer's comments: Rubbish to the max. My LIPS went dry watching this.
I LOVE MY LIPS
Writer's Comments: The after-effects of watching soap operas.
ENDANGERED LOVE
Writer's comments: Damn sad but hilarious. I want to order pizza. Larry should just buy the NTUC pizza and make it himself...
I am not neglecting my blog. I got my new computer but WITHOUT THE INTERNET. Getting my internet up by Wednesday, or at least I really hope...
Anyway I really have to blog about this cause it bugs me: I was telling Denise and Carol that the tagline for 300 should be Prepare for GORY instead of Prepare for GLORY. AND CAROL DID NOT GET IT ONE BIT! She thought prepare for gory was the actually tagline and she went on saying that the poster,"Spell wrongly".
I can't be sarcastic around her. Simply cannot...
PS. I took off the song cause it was freaking annoying
I bet you all miss my controversial rant posts and fun complaints. But I won't write about any yet even though I have a really interesting topic for you all to ponder on. It's freaking hard to type on my cousin's laptop. I'll start my series of rants when I get my oh-so-wonderful new computer.
Anyway, those in my class definitely know that I have been singing a few chinese songs here and there. So I shall put down the lyrics, in case I sing the wrong lyrics then you can correct me. HAHAHA
(I apologize for those non-chinese, cause all the songs here will be in Hanyu Pinyin)
First song: Bei Ji Xing De Yan Lei Nicholas Teo (Zhang Dong Liang) He is super ugly, looks like a frog. But nice voice, so don't watch the video, just listen.
Xiang duan le xian Xiao shi ren hai li mian Wo de yan zhong yu shi qu ni de lian
Zai deng yi hui She wang liu xing hui chu xian Yuan ru guo zhen de shi xian
Ai neng bu neng yong yuan ming tian Huo xu lai bu ji bian Dan ceng jing zou guo de zuo tian yue lai yue yuan
Bei ji xing de yan lei Shuo bu chu de xiang nian Yuan lai wo men huo zai liang ge shi jie
Bei ji xing de yan lei Ni ku hong de shuang yan Bei lin shi de nuo yan Yan mo zai xin li mian Wo tai tou kan zhe ai bu jian
Dang dui de ren Deng bu dao dui de shi jian Jiu zai fang kai shuang shou de shun jian Ai si cheng liang bian
Bei ji xing de yan lei Shuo bu chu de xiang nian Yuan lai wo men huo zai liang ge shi jie
Bei ji xing de yan lei Ni ku hong de shuang yan Bei lin shi de nuo yan Yan mo zai xin li mian Wo tai tou kan zhe ai bu jian Zheng ge yu zhou dou liu yan lei
Second Song:
Jiu Wei Xiao Le Nicholas Teo (Zhang Dong Liang)
Meng Xiang he xian Shi de ju li Wu xian da kao jing que you hu xiang mo cha Mei li de xin shi jie di dian dao di zai na Mei ren dou you bu tong suo fa wo de kou dai yi juang man jing she chou ma you miao xiao you shi wei da ni shui bu zhao shi xi guan ting wo tan ji ta ting wo chang zhe xing zhong de hua Pre Chorus: ying wei you ni wo cai xiang biao yan zhe feng kuang shi jie mei yi zhong ji jie zhi yao you ni wo yuan yi di yan rang ni xing fu de mei zhong chang xian Chorus: jiu wei xiao le we're in love shi zhen de ai le jiu xiang xin le chong mei chu xiang ming tian yi hou de shi jian xian zai jiu ting yi yong yuan jiu kuai le we're in love zui guan xin ni wen rou xiao rong zou zai ren qun zhong neng gou he ni qian shou wo zui gan dong Repeat * x1 you wo zai ni zhuo you i'm here for you do do do do do do we're in love zhe shou ge zhi wei ne chang ni xian zhai ting zian le ma (repeat for umpteen times)
Okay get addicted!
*Edited post: I corrected all the bloody hanyu pinying. Please be surprised. It was painful as my chinese sucks.
My CPU is down. In case you are a computer dummy, CPU is that bulk where you switch your computer on or put in CDs and blah blah.
Mine wouldn't turn on after my cousin used it on Friday so I am super pissed. The CPU is freaky lousy, hardly survives for half a year, countless times we've sent it for repair. Out of irritation, we decided to get a better computer. HENCE, we went down to Simlim and I got a super computer with the help of this computer whiz stranger. It can play the most top notch PC games with extreme graphics and a 19 inch LCD screen for $1499. WHEEEEEEEEE!
There's going to be an IT show at suntec from 8th to 12th of March at suntec. So if you need any electronic goods go down!!! I'm going to get an external hard disk. I'm not going to explain what it is.
I'm using my cousin's laptop so I can't upload the horrible dora the explorer nightmare toy we saw at Toys R Us. Maybe another time.
Don't miss me and my blogging! I'll be back on wednesday. When my new computer arrives.
I admit, time after time I have considered a job in politics. The job although is harsh and stressful, it seems like a real exciting career to do in a lifetime! The political DEBATES, the pay you get as a parliament member or a senator in our Singapore government is awe-inspiring(I mean during the recent campaign, the PAP could give out money for heaven's sake!) and, when you become a Minister, you become famous and you MUST BE KNOWN. If people don't know you, they're regarded as ignorant. But if they don't know Mediacorp artists, people wouldn't care!
But the thought of having to be exceptionally charismatic, the unsheltered career life and the unstableness of the job makes a person withdraw the idea of being a politician. You have to depend on votes to keep the job, and that once in 4 years campaign is not really appealing. ALSO, the public just enjoy blaming whatever that goes wrong in the country on the government. People like me... I'm afraid...
The Singapore government thankfully, is not corrupted, or the idea of being a parliament member is not alluring at all.
HENCE, I decided to become the closest and safest thing to a politician: LAWYER! I can still debate with others(my career choice seem to revolve around debating for some reason or another...). I mean winning a DEBATE, I stressed it because it arguing is not a good thing, can bring an extreme sense of achievement and victory. Knowing you've out-witted and out-played your opponent really gives a superb feeling.
What's more, lawyers can join people in matrimony! And fight it out in the court of law! Sounds thrilling! And if your good enough, YOU CAN BE A JUDGE!!! Be called, "My Lord..." My sister laughed when I said that. But what holds me back from being a lawyer is that, MUST I REALLY WEAR THAT WIG?! And, I have to memorize 10000000 law rules. I hate memorizing.
A little ambitious on my part though, but these jobs are to me, very enthralling.
I thought of being a Business psychiatrist, a micro-organism scientist, a journalist(or anywhere along that line) or a medicine researcher(I want to discover a extremely useful drug and win the Nobel prize. Haven't given up on this ambition yet!!!)
Okay getting back POA paper tomorrow. I'm really happy I scored well.
I tell you, you have no idea how annoyed I get when people give me that damn line. I mean, IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER JUST SAY IT YOU POSER!
That's not the only line that pisses me off. Other classics like: -Because the Bible said so.(If your about to say this, SHUT UP) -Because God made it that way (Stay far away, you Religious moron!) -It's just like that.(F*** off) -Simply because...(Sharon is the one that does this) -Oh my god?! You don't know?! Ask her to tell you. (This line bugs me the most, I'm here thinking whether you really know the answer to my question or not. If you know why can't you just tell me?!) -That's a stupid question (I have the liberty to ask. You have no rights to forbid me to!)
I tried to be freaking annoying to my grandma today. As payback for the years of agony I went through because of her. She was asking me to on the light...
Granny: Janice! On the light! Janice: What...-then walks away- Granny: On the hall light! Janice: -ignores- Granny: JANICE! Janice: What?! Granny: On the hall light! Janice What?! Granny: ON THE HALL LIGHT! Janice: Where? Granny: IN THE HALL!!!!!!! Janice: Oh... Why didn't you say so earlier?!
HAH! It was fun! VERY VERY FUN. -sniggers-
Got English and Geography Test papers back. I passed all of it amazingly. But didn't score well. Expected as much... Here's something rich, Mrs Wong said that my maths class did quite well for our test! I can feel the apocalypse! The end of the World is near.
More test papers soon, I didn't study for most of it except POA and Maths. So I expect low marks.
Oh YEAH! I GOT MORE SOUR BITES! CAROL! THE CARDON COFFEESHOP WITH MRS PHUA'S "Mother" , sells the sour bites! AHAHAHA! I bought some and I've finished it. Cravings fulfilled.
Bloody 2007 School Magazine has like 10 pictures with Smackist 1 in it. I would burn it if not for the most retarded pose ever made by Enci! WAHAHAHA! In case she read that, I'd like to say an early goodbye to all.
OH, watch this stupid video taken off Joyce's blog. HOW IGNORANT CAN PEOPLE GET?! Click here
-Thinks- What if it happened to me?! -GASP- I better go memorize the world map....
Edit: Change post to POSE cause of a complaint by Lum EnCi.
