Haphazard Records: Memories~

Monday, February 2, 2009

Memories~

Ugh the blog title sounds something out of Precious Memories or some 60's love song. But that's the best word to summarize everything now.

MY BLOG IS 3 YEARS OLD.
It's been through thick and thin with me. Cheers to my blog.

I re-read a few of my older post. Brought back so much memories. Had a good laugh. Like the time where we scared Mdm Wong, Joyce's pitiful "I have coins", my sec 4 CNY and all the complaints I have of people... I still do actually. The same people. >=O

Granny was burning some letters and bank stuff along with dried grass in her garden yesterday. (Nope didn't see any clothes, Sharon. Phew.) So when you see a big bonfire, the first thing that should come to your mind is? IS?! MARSHMALLOWS!!!!!
So my cousin and I were just squatting around the fire roasting our marshmallows while my granny desperately tried to turn all her letters into ashes. I wonder what was on it? =O

Speaking of my granny, we, the grandchildren, just love to ask her about our past. Apparently my great-granny was from Timbaktu and my great-grandfather was one of the few people who owned a car before WWII. Actually... WHAT EXACTLY AM I?! My father's side seems to be quite complicated.....

I'm just waiting for Sharon to finish her piano lessons. That supa woman. I can't even have normal maths tuition regularly cause I'm a bloody lazy ass.

SOMEONE PLEASE GET FOR ME THE SKIES OF AMERICA ALBUM!!! PLEASE! PLEASE!
please......

Random Bits:

Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and
10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with......
"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me,
so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run
until I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to
throw at him.

Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9
back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and
say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He
also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2
him but I dont know what he 1".

Phua Chu Kang... Ah Phua Chu Kang, the role-model of Singlish Speaking Singaporeans. My chinese teacher said:

"Looking at how China extracted their unique culture and put it into the opening of the 2008 Olympics, can Singapore do the same? What's unique about Singapore? I hope we don't see Phua Chu Kang walking out at the opening of the Youth Olympics"

More Fun Stuff:

Now I know why Freedom doesn't last long. Problem solved. China =Cheape but short-lived. If it was made anywhere else it'll be too expensive.